bobby - stream of consciousness
Look at you! You aren't even mine but I think I love you? I probably shouldn't tell Mae I plan to steal you, right? I mean, she just got you, that's rude of me. Alright, alright, so maybe I won't actually steal you but you aren't my dog so I should probably I don't know, stop treating you like you are. Lets be real, that isn't going to happen. I like that you've warmed up to me so fast, granted I think it was the dog cupcakes, but hey, I'll take what I can get in puppy love. Mae may end up hating me for giving you too many treats though, because I definitely saw these gourmet peanut butter bones at the bakery too and I'm pretty sure I'm going to end up getting them for her to give to you. I really need to consider actually getting a dog of my own...then you could have play dates! Fuck yeah! Get you a little girlfriend...or boyfriend, I don't want to assume your doguality.