the one with all the cheesecakes - stream of consciousness Oh man, OH MAN, fuck you are beautiful. Look at you all chocolatey and cream cheesy and cherry covered, you dirty thing you. So maybe mom being close again isn't all terrible after all. I swear to god this is a bad situation, I should have told her not to send me it, she knows how much I love cheesecake though. Maybe this is her peace offering for encroaching on my space, it's a good move mom, but once I finish eating this I'm going to be pissed again. I don't know who I'm even kidding, I don't need this freaking plate I'm just going to eat the whole thing in one sitting like I always do. Yup, oh wow, WOW you taste like heaven and a sin all in one. Is cheesecake purgatory? I don't even believe in that stuff.